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I love this city.
October 24th brings Halloween just a little early with the Toronto Zombie Walk. The undead will roam the streets of my fair city in search of flesh and brains of the living, groaning and staggering along. It promises to be quite a spectacle. Read the rest of this entry »
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I hated that giggling dog from the series. I would’ve put old yeller down. Gag films has got a bunch of these awesome mash-ups. Check them out.
The boys over at Destructoid announced that Wal Marts, Future Shops and Best Buys in Canada will be releasing Borderlands for an incredible $39.96 for both the 360 and the PS3.
Borderlands is an FPS/RPG that has been sneaking up to it’s release date of October 20th, and looks to have a unique art style that I have to describe as comic booky. Which is awesome cause comic books rule. As do FPS’s and RPG’s. Especially with random loot drops.
This guy is fucked in about 2 seconds.
In N.America, football is a game of endurance and implied homosexual tendencies. Standing behind a dude with your arms between his legs like you are about to receive his child has got to be one of those very awkward things to even look at, let alone participate in.
What I’m saying folks, is that all of us assholes in N. America got it wrong. Football isn’t football. Football is Soccer!
Not a Winner
Our sister site Segashiro is running a contest right now as they lead up to their 100th twitter post. To whomever becomes the 5th twat to direct message Segashiro directly after they breach the 100 mark wins.
The prize is a PSO Rappy acquired at the 2009 Toronto Fan Expo.
Also, while you are at it, don’t forget to follow ControllerPunch on twitter as well.
Not for real, anyway, but Captain Lou Albano died wednesday from causes so far unknown to the public.
Captain Lou is credited for being a bigshot manager in the WWF back in the 80′s, with his trademark rubber bands in his beard and if I remember correctly, as earrings. He even appeared in the video for Cyndi laupers “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”, no doubt trying to get into that crazy bitches pants.
But most notably he portrayed Mario in the Super Mario Super Show, bringing his groundbreaking acting skills to the small screen, along side a Luigi that looked like he sold bootlegs handbags from the back of a van.
So let us all, one last time do ‘The Mario’
I never got a Power Wheels vehicle when I was kid. And I wanted to go through life with the nickname: Scoots.
All this kid needs a gunner and sexy female marine riding shotgun and his life would have already eclipsed my own.
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