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Archive for November, 2009

Billed as a cross between Devil May Cry and Zelda; Darksiders has to be the under hyped title in a while. I hope gamers can make this title a surprise success like Borderlands.

They even let you vote on women in a strange poll/ad campaign that seems to have nothing to do with the title. Check it out.

This is a new commercial currently airing for Left 4 Dead 2.  It’s pretty freakin’ rad.  Not only do we get some shots of the 4 main characters looking all bad-ass and what not, but they’re doing it to the sweet sounds of Clutch, one of my favorite bands.  Check out the full tune after the break.
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essay makes my academic vagina moist.
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Puyo Puyo has been out for a long time and we will most likely never see in North America. However, we can still watch the children dance to appease their Puyo Puyo Fish Overlod.

Mr. Potatohead takes LSD and gets a wiimote enima by a retarded 6 year old.

Thank you, internet. Thank you.

[Source: Destructoid]

FIGHT!

Episode the First: Tiny-Ass Text

Hi, I’m new here. Most of the writers on Controller Punch don’t know I exist. You’ll get over it.

In my vast bravado, I’ve decided I am going to spearhead a new as-often-as-I-care-to-write-it feature called “I Will Fight you if you Disagree”. Come with me, won’t you, as I get upset with a problem that effects very few people, but annoys me like a thorn in my ass.
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I’ve been messing around with the Wii and DSi a lot recently and got down to creating some recognizable characters for laughs.

Sometimes searching on internet yields wonderful things (and horrible – damn you, Temper) and I don’t think I’ve seen anything cooler than a the Dude’s best friend, Walter Sobchak in  Mii form. Read the rest of this entry »

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According to our homies over at NextGenPlayer, Best Buy Canada is having a Call of Duty: Modern Warfare  launch party on Monday (why they always choose weekdays is beyond my grasp) November 9th at the Toronto Best Buy, located at Bay and Dundas, and some place in Arsehole, BC.

They’re gonna have lots of goodies over there, including 50 copies of the Prestige Edition of the game, and a costume contest to giveaway a $500 gift card. Don’t see why they’d need a contest. It’s pretty fucking obvious I deserve it more than anyone.

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According to Kotaku, Germany’s Rating board may have let it slip that there is an upcoming Phoenix Wright title coming to Wii. Read the rest of this entry »

When I first told people I wanted this title they laughed. Now I laugh because it is awesome and is one of only 12 titles to ever get a perfect Famitsu score. Hit the link to see the epic list of lists.  Read the rest of this entry »