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Archive for December, 2009

Why so many? It isn’t going to bored tropps overseas. It seems the U.S. Military runs its systems on over 300 PS3′s that have been daisy chained and are running a linux based military software. It has a lot of things to do with shit I don’t know a damn thing about, like GFLOPS and War Mongering, but hey, at least someone is buying them.
[Source=SciTechBlog]

Artist / Producer Benjamin Rivers is looking for an easy-going Programmer to help him build his latest PC, iPhone, and Android game titled Drunken Rampage.

Qualifications? Here they are:

“The ideal Programming Buddy is someone who lives in Toronto, is easygoing but dedicated, and loves metal.”

Check out the site for a teaser and more information on the game.

_{[Source: Hand Eye Society]}

I’ve been upgrading equipment at the Controllerpunch head office and apparently all the other writers are dead. When I am the only person writing on this site…it apparently turns into a No More Heroes fansite (I’ll fix that soon enough).

8-bit fan-service depicting Travis’s ditry jobs has me stoked for the sequel.

Why isn’t this DLC for the Xbox 360…? Mechaware did an astounding job fitting the character into the title for PC gamers. It makes me want to give the Valve shooter another look.

Microsoft I want to give you my money for this – best mod/cross-up ever.

The fact that this exists prove that men are sexually stifled all over the world. I don’t know…but I got to wonder if I wasn’t allowed or able to ask my potential  significant other for a little boob bounce every once in a while, would I end up doing this?

Nah, I’m more of an ass man.

I give this youtuber credit for knowing what the internet is willing to watch as this single minute of footage has over 50,00 views. It makes me cry.

Andy has been complaining about his play session of 50 Cent (for review) and this is my response to him:

I think all of the talent in the RAP/hip-hop scene is firmly set in the underground with the Rhyme Sayers Crew (Eyedea & Abilities and MF Doom, yeah!) and I will prove this by letting you watch the video(s) included above.

Essentially, the game developers at Bethesda remixed Mickey Rourke’s soundbytes from the game into a song that is better than nearly all the mainstream rap tunes out there…and while it is insanely cool, it all depicts the sad state of affairs for rap.

Enjoy it and check out the Rhyme Sayers.

This is worth watching despite all of the beeping at the beginning. I was never big fan Mega Man because he could never duck.

Also when viewed from the first person, Mega Man’s gun looks obscenely like a penis. One that shoot yellowish, white pellets…despite that though – the MOD designers deserve a shout-out for this one (Huzzah!).