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October 16th, 2009 | 
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This guy is fucked in about 2 seconds.
In N.America, football is a game of endurance and implied homosexual tendencies. Standing behind a dude with your arms between his legs like you are about to receive his child has got to be one of those very awkward things to even look at, let alone participate in.
What I’m saying folks, is that all of us assholes in N. America got it wrong. Football isn’t football. Football is Soccer!
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When Sony released the PSP, they had to create a medium in which to sell/run content on this infernal machine. That dark creation was the UMD or Universal Media Disc.
When I first saw a UMD, I was reminded of the movie Cool World, and thought this must have been like the cartoon condom Gabriel Byrne used to fuck cartoon Kim Bassinger, and some weird (probably homeless) guy put a mini disc in it. Better yet there was a hole in it, so out there, somewhere between reality and fantasy, there are a litter of very serious, grim looking dark haired Irish children that can’t amount to anything but the most gutteral of noises as speech, and high pitched giggles. Nice fucking work, Mr Byrne.
Ellis, Nick, Coach and Rochelle get left for deader.
Ellis. Nick. Coach. Rochelle.
New survivors or fresh meat? With Left 4 Dead 2 shipping at a prospective date of Christmas ’09, it’s time to break out your posse, load your paranoia, and automatic-ify those shotguns to quell the zombie hordes once more. And sweet damn it’s about time! After all, the sheets of my bed were starting to dry up from my initial forage into Left 4 Dead territory – and when it comes to zombies, I like things wet. Read the rest of this entry »
Game On, Man, Game on!
Just when I was thinking to myself, “Hey, when are they going to make another game for the movie franchise Alien?” I find the website http://www2.sega.com/aliens/ . For those who haven’t been keeping up with current events, so to speak, the new Alien game is set for late 2009 and will be a story-based FPS with multi and co-op. As the year progresses expect your motion detectors to increase beeping rapidly and induce a state of panic. Read the rest of this entry »
Will Players be Able to Even Hear The Beatles over Rockband’s Screaming Women SFX? Read the rest of this entry »
But I really wanted a hot dog!
Baseball is known as the America’s pastime but Football is truly the game of American dreams. It would asinine to suggest that the Super bowl is anything but a national phenomenon. That fervor for the sport has translated well to the spectrum of video games. Ever since the early days of the Sega Genesis, digital football has been a mainstay in the console gaming scene. Even though he has a face for radio, any gamer worth their salt would instantly recognize John Madden’s characteristic double chin and Children of the Damned-like white hair. Read the rest of this entry »