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		<title>The New Kid</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 05:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slinqui</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jello!  I&#8217;m Slinqui &#38; I make stuff &#38; I am now a small part of the Controller Punch Team. Like really small&#8230;Like I&#8217;m Aquaman if this was the Justice League.  Here is a picture of an awesome hot dog. Impressed? No? Well you should be. So with this picture I begin my rampage of cool video [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TIME ON THE MIND pt.2</title>
		<link>http://controllerpunch.com/2012/04/time-on-the-mind-pt-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 19:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Temper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a time when your friends wonky science project meant high adventure. It meant becoming the centre of history. The world spun on the axis that was you. And the risk of creating a time paradox that could possible blink the universe out of existence was negligible. I&#8217;ve been so disappointed with Square or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time on the Mind.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 18:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Temper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I need more time to game! Seriously. I&#8217;ve no free time at all. I&#8217;m so strapped that I&#8217;m updating this from my day job. Secretly, I hope to get caught and fired for it. That would solve a couple of problems real quick. My office is populated by the aged. I&#8217;m the youngest here by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.</title>
		<link>http://controllerpunch.com/2010/03/arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 22:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Balls Chomsky</dc:creator>
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		<title>Sonic &amp; SEGA All-Stars Racing Demo&#8230;is actually GOOD!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Balls Chomsky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve been toying around with the Sonic &#38; SEGA Allstars Racing Demo&#8230;and I found myself enjoying it. A lot. I was thinking maybe I was crazy because it is essentially a kart racer that doesn&#8217;t begin with &#8220;Mario&#8221; and end with &#8220;Kart.&#8221; Better yet, I did not need to waggle anything&#8230;except I did (in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mass Effect 2 Trailer: Better Late Than Never</title>
		<link>http://controllerpunch.com/2010/01/mass-effect-2-trailer-better-late-than-never/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 14:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Temper</dc:creator>
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		<title>Is Wii the home for Punk Rock Gaming?</title>
		<link>http://controllerpunch.com/2009/11/is-wii-the-home-for-punk-rock-gaming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Balls Chomsky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Controllerpunch staff already knows that I&#8217;m the resident punk rocker of the group and I love punk gaming as much as I like the music. What&#8217;s punk gaming? It&#8217;s the titles that come out of nowhere shun all mainstream concerns and yet still end up being intriguing at worst and stellar at best. Destructoid has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fall of Final Fantasy</title>
		<link>http://controllerpunch.com/2009/11/the-fall-of-final-fantasy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Temper</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://controllerpunch.com/?p=1136</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I can see you, you know. You&#8217;ve read the title of this article and the expression of dumbfounded confusion will soon atrophy. Maybe someone will pat you hard on the back and your face will stay that way. One can only hope. My gripe is the Final Fantasy Franchise. FF, as it will now be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Will Fight you if you Disagree</title>
		<link>http://controllerpunch.com/2009/11/i-will-fight-you-if-you-disagree/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:16:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JimmyDelicious</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://controllerpunch.com/?p=1090</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Episode the First: Tiny-Ass Text Hi, I&#8217;m new here. Most of the writers on Controller Punch don&#8217;t know I exist. You&#8217;ll get over it. In my vast bravado, I&#8217;ve decided I am going to spearhead a new as-often-as-I-care-to-write-it feature called “I Will Fight you if you Disagree”. Come with me, won&#8217;t you, as I get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prince of Persia: Sands of Time Movie Trailer</title>
		<link>http://controllerpunch.com/2009/11/prince-of-persia-sands-of-time-movie-trailer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Balls Chomsky</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://controllerpunch.com/?p=1040</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0zJz7qLXKM I love Sands of Time, I love the Prince of Persia franchise &#8211; but it is going to take one amazing movie for me to get over the fact that Hollywood/Disney couldn&#8217;t hire ethnic actors for ethnic roles. What a pile of fucking trash. I&#8217;m going to play the Ubisoft Montreal (Canada, yay!) masterpiece [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Even Cheaper Seth?</title>
		<link>http://controllerpunch.com/2009/10/a-even-cheaper-seth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Balls Chomsky</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://controllerpunch.com/?p=924</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Seth is a digital wanker. The fumes from my hate towards this character is enough to kill all the kittens in the GTA. So, when Capcom states that Seth will be even harder in the upcoming Super Street Fighter IV, I got ready to mail Capcom a steaming pile of turds. Let&#8217;s hope that by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PSPGo to Hell</title>
		<link>http://controllerpunch.com/2009/09/817/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 14:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Temper</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://controllerpunch.com/?p=817</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When Sony released the PSP, they had to create a medium in which to sell/run content on this infernal machine. That dark creation was the UMD or Universal Media Disc. When I first saw a UMD, I was reminded of the movie Cool World, and thought this must have been like the cartoon condom Gabriel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER</title>
		<link>http://controllerpunch.com/2009/03/how-i-met-your-mother/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Balls Chomsky</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://controllerpunch.com/?p=63</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is another image of a gamer girl. The internet is full of them. See how she unrealistically wears high heels with her panties while gaming? Every real girl would be cold and complaining? Or would they? Game publishers have seemingly gifted us with a slew of unmitigated M-rated titles that feature more tits, ass, [...]]]></description>
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