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February 7th, 2010 | 
Author: Ten Great Characters From 20 Years of Simpsons: Part One
With The Simpsons’ 20-year anniversary having been on December 18th, you would think that I would make two top 10 lists, but alas my list formats were made to be followed and 10 is still a perfectly cromulent number. After all, being 20 years old isn’t what makes The Simpsons great, its many instances of greatness do. Of those there are surely more than 20. While other soft news locales are writing impacting diatribes about the show’s lasting effects on a generation, I want to take it another direction and celebrate those who have helped our beloved farce of an American family reach this milestone. Part One of my top 10 will consist of characters 10-6, with Part Two concluding later. Read the rest of this entry »
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Sorry for the lack of updates recently…the New Year has brought on some new jobs and changing schedules more reviews are coming in down the pipeline.
Here is what we are working on: Read the rest of this entry »
Two games that will go down in my memory as being the reason I own a PS2 – would be Ico and Shadow of Colossus. Needless to say that the PS3 title from Team Ico has me stoked…check out the latest screens at the newly updated The Last Guardian website.
I have high hopes for where the PS3 and this title will take me.
This is like the antithesis to P.N.O3…I love the style. And don’t call it Halo. If rumors prove true this one is heading to the PS3 for sure.
Alrighty, so by this point Mario’s prestige and legacy are set in stone. He’s got fame, popularity, multiple spin-off products, and even a show with Lou Albano! (R.I.P; Cap!) So, how do you follow up on debatably the greatest video game to date? Pink, transexual, aborted egg-shooting lizards wearing Ms. Pac-Man’s bow. Yeah.
Now, I wasn’t alive during the release of this game. Therefore I can only imagine the sheer horror on the faces of all the Mario fans when they saw this box art. It’s nowhere near Mega Man box art bad, but why the hell is Mario carrying what appears to be a raddish? What is this, Cooking Mama? Is Mario a closet gardener?
One of the first things that you’ll notice upon starting up this turd is that it has next to nothing to do with it’s predecessor. Why is that, you may ask? Well, here’s the story: Read the rest of this entry »
I know it’s fucky, but it’s just a little mix I made after a long hiatus. Keep an eye on the channel!
This is the start of a series of reviews looking back on the Mario series. (The main series platforming centered games, at least.) And what other way to start than with…
Again, we should probably start off with a little history first:
You remember the NES, don’t you? Ah yes, the embodiment of nostalgia, that rectangular brick of pwnage aiding you in your quest to save the princess, kill Dracula, what have you. Of course, if it weren’t for this little Italian plumber, Nintendo probably wouldn’t be what it is today. In fact, had it not been for Mario, the NES would’ve been tossed aside by retail markets for…*shudders* Teddy Ruxpin. (violin screeches) Read the rest of this entry »
This review came after over an hour of discussion on the success of the satire in Natural Born Killers.
Why are we telling you this? ‘Cause it seemed important at the time. Andy recorded eight minutes of it: Read the rest of this entry »
Ok, we have to give Destructoid credit on this one. They have a bigger community than us, what the fuck do you want? I’m still here reporting it to you. Stop complaining and just start drooling over the beautiful images that were leaked by allgamesbeta.info, and the Beta Video that some hapless fanboy posted.